Category Archive 'K9 Jokes'

The Dog Groomery

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Today was Stranger’s first trip to the groomers!  We don’t have a bathtub in our house, and Stranger promptly chewed up the hose (anti-bath mechanism?)  so to the groomers it was!
He came back so beautiful and soft, smelling like baby powder.  I know this aint big news, but he came home with new colors.  I’d […]

Verse For a Certain Dog By Dorothy Parker

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Such glorious faith as fills your limpid eyes,
Dear little friend of mine, I never knew.
All-innocent are you, and yet all-wise.

(For Heaven’s sake, stop worrying that shoe!)

You look about, and all you see is fair;
This mighty globe was made for you alone.
Of all the thunderous ages, you’re the heir.

(Get off the pillow with […]

From All Sides

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

dogo stick.

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Paris a hub for premium dog food

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Reporter Denise Cravens of the Paris Beacon-News interviewed us recently and profiled our premium dog food business. She noted that we are off to a good start—thanks to our customers across the country!
She also noted the variety of our natural dog food offerings—and our free shipping on orders of more than $50, a feature […]

Taking a stand for dogs

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

All of us in the dog world are disturbed by the allegations in the Michael Vick case.
We strive at all times to do what’s best for our animals, treating them with care, including feeding them the best dog food possible.
It is incomprehensible that some people view dogs differently, and treat them accordingly. We believe […]

The great wall of premium dog food

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

There’s a reason why K9 Cusine can offer premium dog food at a great price—volume.
We don’t expect you or any of your neighbors to stack a wall of natural dog food in your garage or basement. Leave that to us. We buy in bulk so we can offer you the best price, especially if […]