Today was Stranger’s first trip to the groomers!  We don’t have a bathtub in our house, and Stranger promptly chewed up the hose (anti-bath mechanism?)  so to the groomers it was!

He came back so beautiful and soft, smelling like baby powder.  I know this aint big news, but he came home with new colors.  I’d forgotten completely how black and white he was, instead of brown and grey.

Top 10 Funny Groomer Tips

1. When clipping a dog…..ALWAYS chew gum with your mouth closed!

2. When you haven’t had time to do laundry….NEVER wear velvet trousers!!!!

3. When doing anal glands on a wiggly dog….DUCK!

4. When the owner says “the dog has never bit anyone, but she is smiling when she shows her teeth” keep the muzzle near.

5. The biggest, fattest dogs will be the ones who will try to sit down for the entire groom.

6. The hairiest, dirtiest dogs are the ones who will shake like crazy the minute you get them wet.

7. When cockers pee or poop on the table, they never consider their work done until they step in it!

8. Never brush the hair out of your face with the hand holding clippers and vacuum attachment.

9. If the dog’s name is “Precious”…the personality is NOT!

10. The dogs you dislike the most will come in more often than those you really LOVE to do.

im sure some miserable experiences went into making these jokes : P

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